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Sunday, November 21, 2004Its cloud cuckoo land time. Lets just pretend for a second that John Howard will hand over the reigns in an orderly fashion. In an irregular series, let us consider the alternatives:
Name: The Reverend Tony Abbott MD
Form: With a stethescope in one hand and a crucifix in the other, our Tony is becoming a farce to be reckoned with. As far as principles go, there is no beginning to this man's talent. Recently put back in his box by Howard until internal polling shows more support for crackpot ideas.
Aims: To privatise uteruses (uteri?) across this fair land (a nod to Suki for that one). Men can therefore be sole shareholders on a formal and legal basis.
Insider Guide: Don't count your eggs until they've been fertilised.
Name: Monopoly Costello
Form: Has done bugger all but waft around on the coat tails of Keating. Oh, and the GST. That was a winner.
Aims: To do bugger all but waft around on the coat tails of Keating. Oh, and privatise Telstra.
Insider Guide: Count your eggs, then fill in 127 pages of tax returns and give all your eggs to the goverment.
To be continued.